What problem does it solve? AI-assisted writing leaves recognizable patterns in documentation: excessive emdashes, formulaic constructions like "Here's why" and "It's not X, it's Y", forced enthusiasm, and pseudo-profound openers. These tells make READMEs and public docs sound inauthentic, and they cannot be fixed reliably with regex or scripts. ## Core Features & Use Cases - Pattern Catalog: A reference table of AI slop patterns (emdash overuse, contrast formulas, hedges, forced enthusiasm) with concrete before/after fixes. - Ready-to-Use Prompts: Full and quick versions of a de-slopify prompt that instructs systematic, manual, line-by-line revision. - Judgment Guidance: Rules for when to keep patterns (technical accuracy, occasional emdash) and what not to touch (code examples, structure). - Use Case: Before publishing a README written with AI assistance, run the full de-slopify pass to recast sentences, replace emdashes with semicolons or commas, and remove clickbait-style lead-ins. ## Quick Start Ask the assistant to read through your README.md and remove any telltale signs of AI slop writing, recasting sentences manually line by line.