What problem does it solve? AI-generated prose carries recognizable tells: throat-clearing openers, binary contrasts, adverb padding, passive voice, and formulaic rhythms. This Skill gives an LLM a concrete rulebook to catch and rewrite those patterns so text reads as human-written. ## Core Features & Use Cases - Banned phrase detection: Flags throat-clearing openers, emphasis crutches, business jargon, adverbs, meta-commentary, and vague declaratives listed in references/phrases.md. - Structural pattern removal: Rewrites binary contrasts, negative listings, dramatic fragmentation, rhetorical setups, false agency, narrator-from-a-distance voice, and passive voice per references/structures.md. - Quality scoring rubric: Rates prose 1-10 on directness, rhythm, trust, authenticity, and density, with revision required below 35/50. - Use Case: Paste an AI-drafted blog post and ask for a slop check; the Skill flags each pattern, rewrites the offending sentences, and scores the revision. ## Quick Start Review this draft for AI writing patterns and rewrite any sentences that match the banned phrases or structures.