What problem does it solve? AI-generated captions, hooks, scripts, and UI copy often read as generic filler full of jargon, throat-clearing openers, and empty superlatives. This Skill enforces a concrete anti-slop style guide so every piece of text output sounds like a real person before it leaves the pipeline. ## Core Features & Use Cases - Banned phrase detection: Auto-rejects throat-clearing openers, emphasis crutches, business jargon, vague declaratives, and meta-commentary. - Structural pattern rules: Flags binary contrasts, negative listing, dramatic fragments, rhetorical setups, false agency, and passive voice. - Five-dimension scoring rubric: Checks opener quality, adverb count, pull-quote risk, person test, and jargon count on every output. - Vertical-specific guidance: Provides rewrite examples for food and beverage, beauty, and apparel copy. - Use Case: A marketing team generating UGC video scripts runs each hook and caption through this checklist, rewriting any line that fails the rubric before client review. ## Quick Start Review this product caption against the stop-slop rules and rewrite any sentence that fails the scoring rubric.