purple-cow-audit

Score product remarkability by auditing seven dimensions: Uniqueness, Quality, Story, Word of Mouth, Design, Problem Fit, and Trust. Supply the product name and URL to generate a composite 1-10 score and a promotion recommendation.

A purple cow audit evaluates whether a product is genuinely remarkable before promoting it. Use it during the research and discovery phase when evaluating affiliate programs to avoid spending resources on underwhelming products.

Decide which affiliate products to promote by computing a composite remarkability score across seven factors. The audit generates a promotion decision of PROMOTE, PROMOTE WITH ANGLE, CAUTION, or SKIP based on the resulting score.

Yes, the audit produces a structured YAML/JSON-like output containing the composite score, recommendation, notable angles, red flags, and optional alternatives for scores below 6, suitable for chaining into other marketing skills.

A remarkability score limits promotion decisions to seven product-centric dimensions and may not capture market saturation or affiliate commission structures. Products scoring below 6 receive caution flags and alternative suggestions rather than outright promotion paths.

The best way to identify a promotional angle is to run the audit across the seven remarkability dimensions. It highlights notable angles and red flags from the product's unique story, design, and problem fit to guide your content strategy.